Sherlock Valentine's Day Edition

The Do's and Don't's of Valentine's Day- Sherlock Edition
Written By PrimeAlpha02

DO: Compliment your lover on their hair, outfit, eyes, etc.

DON'T: Insult your lover until they eventually decide they hate you and that you are a total ass and storm out of the room *Cough Sherlock Cough*
Sherlock: Hey, that only happened twice!

DO: Tidy up your flat before your lover arrives. Placing candles around the room would be a wonderful touch.

DON'T: Keep a jar of eyeballs in your microwave or shoot a wall with a gun when your lover arrives *Cough Sherlock Cough*
Sherlock: It was an experiment, and I only do that when I am bored!

DO: Take your lover out for a romantic dinner or simply a night out.

DON'T: Force your lover to sit down while you rant on about your major intellect and how everyone else is stupid and clueless except for you. *Cough Sherlock Cough*
Sherlock: You can't say that it's not true!
Me: I can't argue with that one...

DO: Purchase something nice for your lover, such as chocolate or flowers.

DON'T: Make it obvious that you don't care about gifts OR your lover for that matter (which, by the way, will earn you a nice slap in the face) *Cough Sherlock Cough*
Sherlock: What the point of buying flowers and chocolates for someone if the flowers are just going to wilt in a week and the chocolate will be scoffed down before Valentine's Day ends!

Me: Okay, clearly Valentine's Day is NOT your kind of scene... new plan, Sherlock: Stay home and shoot the wall all day. Problem solved.

Sherlock: You told me NOT to shoot a wall.

Me: Just go with it, Sherlock. Just go with it.